It's a bit of a stretch so let me clear this up before it gets out of hand like the wheelie bins.
This is a Dalek.
It is bent on the destruction of the earth and Dr Who. They've been at it since the 50s.
This is a compost bin.
It provides an environment for the accelerated breakdown of organic matter into an odourless material resembling soil. It takes about a year. It is completely ambivalent towards Christopher Ecklestone, that camp yank or the Scottish bloke.
I should add that this is the remains of our first compost heap. The majority of the good stuff has been dug into the plot now.
I hope that bubble stays blank for all our sakes.
Who wants to bet that I'll soon find some one selling compost bins with blue balls stuck to them and a head like a tank's gun turret that rotates in the wind. Sheesh! I think I'm ranting.